Toast

Toast. How interesting. Oh I am so intersested in toast. It is the most brilliant thing in the world. It is so impressive. What would I care if "Pat's" bread company closed down? By the way, it should be: "Pat's, the most horrible bread in the world.

Unhealthy food

Here are some facts about unhealthy food:

-White toast contains plastic, and bleach.

-1 actimel contains more suger than a litre bottle of coke.

I bet you are surprised by those two facts, especially the second one.
They are both probably true, but the first one should have an "apparently" at the front of it. Though the second one, (the most suprising one) is most true. Say "piffle, she's talking nonsense", while I am telling you the truth. Well, you dont have to belive any of them, though as I said, they are probably true.