Vuvuzela Complaint

Dear Sir,
Thank you for your email.
We would like to remind you that our service is exclusively related to the ticketing for the FIFA World Cup 2010. Therefore, we will not be able to assist you further.
However, please note that we forwarded your request to the revelant department.
Kind Regards,
2010FWCTC.

Vuvuzela Comlaint.

Dear FIFA,
I am very truly annoyed by the noise that the vuvuzelas are making.
My opinion is that you should ban the horns.
I am very interested in football, and the World Cup plays a very important part in it; it only happens every four years.
But unfortunately, the vuvuzelas are spoiling it for everyone.
Everybody is against them.
I mean I was ordering a t-shirt for my friends birthday yesterday and one of them said: Vuvuzelas be gone!
How do you like that?
I have heard that they are as loud as and aeroplane taking off right beside you which is pretty loud and the damage is done to your ears in FIFTEEN MINUTES!
I really hope you ban them,
Blythe Stewart.

Manuka Honey #2

Manuka Honey factory,
Manchester,
England.

To Miss Blythe Stewart,
I am afraid I cannot do anything to help for if we stop selling Manuka Honey even for a second we will lose 1001010010000018888881881991716155134566300000727272881772817728172 £ and we can NOT afford to lose that much money.
I am sorry that I can not do anything to help for I can feel your sadness and I am suffering because of it.
Best Wishes,
John Sweet-titch.
(John Sweet-titch)

Manuka Honey #1

Miss Stewart,
123 Gordan Brown is so Handsome Street,
Galway, Ireland.

Dear Manuka Honey,
I need your help badly.
My sister is bonkers about Manuka Honey and I hate it!
The reason that is so bad is because then my Mum says that I should be a good little girl, (Even though I am 9 which is big enough) and that I should eat honey and be good like my sister. (Who is 5 and is 4 years younger than me). If she was to hate the honey like me, then I wouldn't have such a bad time because then if we both hated it then our Mother would not buy the honey and then we wouldn't have to eat it. But she buys it because Fern (my sister) likes it.
So, I need you do stop selling it in Super Value and Dunnes Stores, because if my Mother knows they are not being sold in Super Value and Dunnes Stores she will think that they are not selling tham any more because they are the only shops she thinks that sells them.
Please contact me as soon as possible,
Kind Regards,
Miss Blythe Stewart.

Luton Airport

To: Ms. Stewart.
We are sorry to inform you that cheaper overweight luggage is only for first class passengers. We also know that if you hadn't come from Australia, then you would have hd to pay £800.
Regards,
Aer Arann.

Luton Airport.

To: Luton airport.
I am very disappointed in Ryanair.
I was checking in to the airport, I knew I had overweight luggage so I went to pay extra money.
I offered to pay £400, but it had to be £600!
And the flight was only £200!
When I finally made a deal with £300, I got on the plane and saw a magaazine that said:
All customers this winter with overweight luggage can get on the plane for £400!
I hope you will deal with this problem,
Kind regards,
Blythe Stewart.