Gmail Chat

Today my sister and I were sitting at two computers, right beside each other. Suddenly she asked me, "BLYTHE CAN WE DO GMAIL CHAT? That is DEFINATLY supposed to be in capitals.She must have thought I was an old man considering how loud she shouted. And shouting like that is VERY LOUD AND VERY ANNOYING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SEND YOUR FRIEND AN EMAIL. So I shouted back, "YES, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. And she says: "Blythe, you don't have to shout. I can hear you perfectly well. I snort. "Hello Mrs. Pig! giggle giggle giggle.", she says. The cheek! Well we just start chatting on gmail. This is how the conversation went:

Fern

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me: I fern

My name is Blythe

I am eight years old

Fern: hiblythe

me: Will you be my friend?

Fern: frlkm,,j,thtjhki

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me: what is your name?

Fern: dhe

me: I like your t-shirt a lot

were are you from?

Do you speak English?

Fern: yes.

Me: Then why are you speaking the unknown?

You know what she does???

She signs out and says, "Blythe lets do somthing else."

Adorability

Today (a Friday in fact) my sister asked me: "Am I adorable Blythe?"
Now that's a good question.
I say: " Sometimes." That's truthful because if I had said yes, that would be lying, and I NEVER lie.
She asks: "What do you mean sometimes?"
Another brilliant question.
I take a moment to think and then answer: "Because you are not adorable all of the time."
She asks me: "At what times am I not adorable?"
Now this a great question, but very hard to awnser.
So I say: "When you have your distinguished tantrums."
And that was the end of that.

Crumbs.

Dad:" Girls, would you like some buns?" Now Fern, be very careful not to drop crumbs all over the floor."

Fern:" Ok, Ok Dad. I promise."

5 mins later.

Dad:" Fern, have you been a good girl and not dropped crumbs all over the place?"

Fern:" Yes Dad, I have been a very good girl and I have eaten my bun over the plate so I did not spill crumbs all over the place."

This is what it turns out like when me and Dad look.

What my little sister says:

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