Toast

Toast. How interesting. Oh I am so intersested in toast. It is the most brilliant thing in the world. It is so impressive. What would I care if "Pat's" bread company closed down? By the way, it should be: "Pat's, the most horrible bread in the world.

Unhealthy food

Here are some facts about unhealthy food:

-White toast contains plastic, and bleach.

-1 actimel contains more suger than a litre bottle of coke.

I bet you are surprised by those two facts, especially the second one.
They are both probably true, but the first one should have an "apparently" at the front of it. Though the second one, (the most suprising one) is most true. Say "piffle, she's talking nonsense", while I am telling you the truth. Well, you dont have to belive any of them, though as I said, they are probably true.

Latitude #2

Now that we've finished discussing Portable Toilets and all that, I have just got home from Latitude. It was dusty, dirty, boiling and it had the most great music. Midlake, The XX, Rodrigo y Gabriella, Belle and Sebastien, Wild Beasts, EVERYTHING! But the funny thing is that they have the most brilliant music for example say the XX were playing at 10:00. When you got back to the tent about 11:00, it is bad bad bad music, I mean like you think it cant get any badder music. How can people do that??? How can people be listning to GREAT music, and then listen to RRREEEAAALLLYYY bad music??? Well anyways, we got REALLY dirty, cos there were like 30000 people there, and there were eight showers in the entire site. We got one shower in the afternoon on Saturday and it was cold. All the showers were cold the people said. It was very bad for cleanliness. So the showers were NOT my favourite thing. Some people said the best time to go was midnight. You'd wake everyone up then. I think if I came back again I would stay in a caravan, not a tent.

Gmail Chat

Today my sister and I were sitting at two computers, right beside each other. Suddenly she asked me, "BLYTHE CAN WE DO GMAIL CHAT? That is DEFINATLY supposed to be in capitals.She must have thought I was an old man considering how loud she shouted. And shouting like that is VERY LOUD AND VERY ANNOYING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SEND YOUR FRIEND AN EMAIL. So I shouted back, "YES, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. And she says: "Blythe, you don't have to shout. I can hear you perfectly well. I snort. "Hello Mrs. Pig! giggle giggle giggle.", she says. The cheek! Well we just start chatting on gmail. This is how the conversation went:

Fern

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me: I fern

My name is Blythe

I am eight years old

Fern: hiblythe

me: Will you be my friend?

Fern: frlkm,,j,thtjhki

d nebemjhruj3hy,ke4iu2hi

me: what is your name?

Fern: dhe

me: I like your t-shirt a lot

were are you from?

Do you speak English?

Fern: yes.

Me: Then why are you speaking the unknown?

You know what she does???

She signs out and says, "Blythe lets do somthing else."

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I was recently watching the new version of Alice in Wonderland and I was surprised at how good it turned out to be. But the only frustrating thing is WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?
why why why? I personally have no idea whatsoever. I think and think and I think but NO!. No idea still. Still no idea. Still no idea. I looked it up on google and one website said it is because they are both not made of cheese. Maybe it's that, because that is true. Now whenever anyone asks me the question I groan and get on with whatever I am doing. I am not wasting my time thinking an unanswerable question.

Vuvuzela Complaint

Dear Sir,
Thank you for your email.
We would like to remind you that our service is exclusively related to the ticketing for the FIFA World Cup 2010. Therefore, we will not be able to assist you further.
However, please note that we forwarded your request to the revelant department.
Kind Regards,
2010FWCTC.

Vuvuzela Comlaint.

Dear FIFA,
I am very truly annoyed by the noise that the vuvuzelas are making.
My opinion is that you should ban the horns.
I am very interested in football, and the World Cup plays a very important part in it; it only happens every four years.
But unfortunately, the vuvuzelas are spoiling it for everyone.
Everybody is against them.
I mean I was ordering a t-shirt for my friends birthday yesterday and one of them said: Vuvuzelas be gone!
How do you like that?
I have heard that they are as loud as and aeroplane taking off right beside you which is pretty loud and the damage is done to your ears in FIFTEEN MINUTES!
I really hope you ban them,
Blythe Stewart.