Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Vuvuzela Complaint

Dear Sir,
Thank you for your email.
We would like to remind you that our service is exclusively related to the ticketing for the FIFA World Cup 2010. Therefore, we will not be able to assist you further.
However, please note that we forwarded your request to the revelant department.
Kind Regards,
2010FWCTC.

Vuvuzela Comlaint.

Dear FIFA,
I am very truly annoyed by the noise that the vuvuzelas are making.
My opinion is that you should ban the horns.
I am very interested in football, and the World Cup plays a very important part in it; it only happens every four years.
But unfortunately, the vuvuzelas are spoiling it for everyone.
Everybody is against them.
I mean I was ordering a t-shirt for my friends birthday yesterday and one of them said: Vuvuzelas be gone!
How do you like that?
I have heard that they are as loud as and aeroplane taking off right beside you which is pretty loud and the damage is done to your ears in FIFTEEN MINUTES!
I really hope you ban them,
Blythe Stewart.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Manuka Honey #2

Manuka Honey factory,
Manchester,
England.

To Miss Blythe Stewart,
I am afraid I cannot do anything to help for if we stop selling Manuka Honey even for a second we will lose 1001010010000018888881881991716155134566300000727272881772817728172 £ and we can NOT afford to lose that much money.
I am sorry that I can not do anything to help for I can feel your sadness and I am suffering because of it.
Best Wishes,
John Sweet-titch.
(John Sweet-titch)

Latitude

Me and my family are going to a music festival in England called Latitude.
My Dad keeps buying thing we probably will need like torches, sleeping bags, tent, (we are going camping) and my Mum keeps buying things we probably won't need like portable toilets when we have no place to empty it and we have perfectly good toilet blocks. (According to the website: http://latitudefestival.co.uk/home/index.aspx) We were going to go camping yesterday but it rained so we couldn't go and me and my sister were so sad that my Mum and Dad got out the BIG BIG tent, compared to out kiddy tents at least. We decided to camp in the back garden in the tent tonight so then out Mum and Dad slept with us. My Mum got up in the middle of the night and went into the house because she was too uncomfortable and then my Dad did the same thing and of course he couldn't leave us on our own so we had to go in. I was quite happy about it because my back was sore from sleeping on the ground because we couldn't find the air bed but my sister was screaming and crying at 4:00 in the morning on a Sunday because she couldn't stay in the tent.
So that is how our first camping trip turned out.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Manuka Honey #1

Miss Stewart,
123 Gordan Brown is so Handsome Street,
Galway, Ireland.

Dear Manuka Honey,
I need your help badly.
My sister is bonkers about Manuka Honey and I hate it!
The reason that is so bad is because then my Mum says that I should be a good little girl, (Even though I am 9 which is big enough) and that I should eat honey and be good like my sister. (Who is 5 and is 4 years younger than me). If she was to hate the honey like me, then I wouldn't have such a bad time because then if we both hated it then our Mother would not buy the honey and then we wouldn't have to eat it. But she buys it because Fern (my sister) likes it.
So, I need you do stop selling it in Super Value and Dunnes Stores, because if my Mother knows they are not being sold in Super Value and Dunnes Stores she will think that they are not selling tham any more because they are the only shops she thinks that sells them.
Please contact me as soon as possible,
Kind Regards,
Miss Blythe Stewart.