Latitude #2

Now that we've finished discussing Portable Toilets and all that, I have just got home from Latitude. It was dusty, dirty, boiling and it had the most great music. Midlake, The XX, Rodrigo y Gabriella, Belle and Sebastien, Wild Beasts, EVERYTHING! But the funny thing is that they have the most brilliant music for example say the XX were playing at 10:00. When you got back to the tent about 11:00, it is bad bad bad music, I mean like you think it cant get any badder music. How can people do that??? How can people be listning to GREAT music, and then listen to RRREEEAAALLLYYY bad music??? Well anyways, we got REALLY dirty, cos there were like 30000 people there, and there were eight showers in the entire site. We got one shower in the afternoon on Saturday and it was cold. All the showers were cold the people said. It was very bad for cleanliness. So the showers were NOT my favourite thing. Some people said the best time to go was midnight. You'd wake everyone up then. I think if I came back again I would stay in a caravan, not a tent.

Gmail Chat

Today my sister and I were sitting at two computers, right beside each other. Suddenly she asked me, "BLYTHE CAN WE DO GMAIL CHAT? That is DEFINATLY supposed to be in capitals.She must have thought I was an old man considering how loud she shouted. And shouting like that is VERY LOUD AND VERY ANNOYING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SEND YOUR FRIEND AN EMAIL. So I shouted back, "YES, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. And she says: "Blythe, you don't have to shout. I can hear you perfectly well. I snort. "Hello Mrs. Pig! giggle giggle giggle.", she says. The cheek! Well we just start chatting on gmail. This is how the conversation went:

Fern

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me: I fern

My name is Blythe

I am eight years old

Fern: hiblythe

me: Will you be my friend?

Fern: frlkm,,j,thtjhki

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me: what is your name?

Fern: dhe

me: I like your t-shirt a lot

were are you from?

Do you speak English?

Fern: yes.

Me: Then why are you speaking the unknown?

You know what she does???

She signs out and says, "Blythe lets do somthing else."

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I was recently watching the new version of Alice in Wonderland and I was surprised at how good it turned out to be. But the only frustrating thing is WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?
why why why? I personally have no idea whatsoever. I think and think and I think but NO!. No idea still. Still no idea. Still no idea. I looked it up on google and one website said it is because they are both not made of cheese. Maybe it's that, because that is true. Now whenever anyone asks me the question I groan and get on with whatever I am doing. I am not wasting my time thinking an unanswerable question.

Vuvuzela Complaint

Dear Sir,
Thank you for your email.
We would like to remind you that our service is exclusively related to the ticketing for the FIFA World Cup 2010. Therefore, we will not be able to assist you further.
However, please note that we forwarded your request to the revelant department.
Kind Regards,
2010FWCTC.

Vuvuzela Comlaint.

Dear FIFA,
I am very truly annoyed by the noise that the vuvuzelas are making.
My opinion is that you should ban the horns.
I am very interested in football, and the World Cup plays a very important part in it; it only happens every four years.
But unfortunately, the vuvuzelas are spoiling it for everyone.
Everybody is against them.
I mean I was ordering a t-shirt for my friends birthday yesterday and one of them said: Vuvuzelas be gone!
How do you like that?
I have heard that they are as loud as and aeroplane taking off right beside you which is pretty loud and the damage is done to your ears in FIFTEEN MINUTES!
I really hope you ban them,
Blythe Stewart.

Manuka Honey #2

Manuka Honey factory,
Manchester,
England.

To Miss Blythe Stewart,
I am afraid I cannot do anything to help for if we stop selling Manuka Honey even for a second we will lose 1001010010000018888881881991716155134566300000727272881772817728172 £ and we can NOT afford to lose that much money.
I am sorry that I can not do anything to help for I can feel your sadness and I am suffering because of it.
Best Wishes,
John Sweet-titch.
(John Sweet-titch)

Latitude

Me and my family are going to a music festival in England called Latitude.
My Dad keeps buying thing we probably will need like torches, sleeping bags, tent, (we are going camping) and my Mum keeps buying things we probably won't need like portable toilets when we have no place to empty it and we have perfectly good toilet blocks. (According to the website: http://latitudefestival.co.uk/home/index.aspx) We were going to go camping yesterday but it rained so we couldn't go and me and my sister were so sad that my Mum and Dad got out the BIG BIG tent, compared to out kiddy tents at least. We decided to camp in the back garden in the tent tonight so then out Mum and Dad slept with us. My Mum got up in the middle of the night and went into the house because she was too uncomfortable and then my Dad did the same thing and of course he couldn't leave us on our own so we had to go in. I was quite happy about it because my back was sore from sleeping on the ground because we couldn't find the air bed but my sister was screaming and crying at 4:00 in the morning on a Sunday because she couldn't stay in the tent.
So that is how our first camping trip turned out.